Late October - Queazy News

posted by Cheri on Mon. Oct 27, 2008
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Bifocal glasses. Ug. When did this happen? When did my eyes get old? How are people supposed to walk upright with these things on their face?

At least they don't have that telltale line through the center of them. No it's a gradual shift, Distance prescription on top, computer screen prescription in the middle, reading prescription on the bottom.

Wait a minute. That's not bifocal -- that's TRIfocal!

I've been robbed a whole focal stage. I skipped right past the kinda old-eyes glasses and jumped right into the really old-eyes glasses. I protest!

Besides, they make my stomach feel queazy.

At least the frames are cool.